choayaa:

She decided to dismiss the jab at her height, though not without shooting a quick glare at him. Instead, she sighed into a small grin and replied, “tsk tsk tsk… how are you supposed to sue me if you are already soup? I’ve never heard of a goat soup that could sue.. did you think this one through? heh”

“I have abilities never seen by this side of the equator–” he said this slowly, as if this thought had just occurred to him (and by any and all means, it was the most likely possibility that it had), “–and don’t you forget it, Choa. Watch out, you might get blown away by my talents. You might not even be talking to the real me, and that scares even me.”