“Jaejin. Jaejin Jaejin Jaejin. Please bear with me because I’m behind on my gifts. But that doesn’t stop me from giving you awesome-ness. Have you been havin a good week?! Tell me about your week! While you do that, enjoy these very unique treats I got you. Oh boy, those were so hard to find. Online shopping is very helpful these days.”

*strokes imaginary white beard*

"I wasn’t sure if that was the kind of spoons you wanted. Ahem. But wait! There’s more. I’m probably the worst Secret Santa you’ve had for not following your wishlist but I thought this would look good on you! I have something very special at the end. I hope that hyped you up for Christmas, Jaejin! Stay cool! And warm. Whichever you prefer.”

"Ahhm, these look so good.” He pulls a face, poses vaguely as if readying for a commercial for aforementioned products placed in the center of his palm. He flashes his best smile, then sniffs and continues,  ”Thank you, us Santas have to stick together right? These bracelets—”

He pauses to roll one around in the palm of his hand, “—I like them. If I saw them in a store, I would probably get them too.” He blinks rapidly, then shifts forward to poke a bit at the mask of the person who stood in front of him. He poked twice. (Repeatedly, and truthfully four or five times, in various areas of the mask). “It’s almost Christmas, right? I’ll find out who you are soon? You are a top-notch Secret Santa. A-plus, ayahh.”