“You aren’t gonna buy me anything first?” He bleats, as if deeply offended by the thought, “How do I know this relationship will last if you don’t give me expensive shoes or a wild animal first? We need to work on this.“
jnyng said:
“Eh? Is that really the case, or are you tryna leech off some nice gifts from a hardworking, barely-making-a-living trainee?” He clutches his chest, frowning dramatically. Already, Parker was playing from the start. 
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