“It’s exactly what I’m going to do,” he begins, laying out (what he thought was) a very strategic plan with a gesture of his hand,“But this is a win-win situation since I’m going to be your best friend. And wasting someone else’s money is a satisfying feeling. So, that too.”“Eh? Is that really the case, or are you tryna leech off some nice gifts from a hardworking, barely-making-a-living trainee?” He clutches his chest, frowning dramatically. Already, Parker was playing from the start.