“Frogs! Wait, no. Hogs! Or both. Can I pick both? Maybe a combination of the two together – a frog with a hog’s head and that curly tail thing, or a hog with frog legs that jumps around and catches flies.”
He appeared confident in his answer, which was quick to come– “Yanno, I think frogs are like, secretly the greener cousins of the hog. The archbishop of the hog bishop. The frog lacks stability in the hog monarchy, and so is called frog.”
“You learn something new everyday, and it’s my job to be the selfless person that distributes that knowledge.” He presses a hand to his heart, striking a (questionably) valiant pose.
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