[ text: karen (jin) ] I say all this yet let’s remember I’m the one always trying to get Suho to show me his credit card ㅋ
[ text: karen (jin) ] together? are you finally acknowledging the fact that we’re on equal grounds??????
[ text: karen (jin) ] I ACCEPT AND I’M MORE THAN HAPPY TO REIGN THIS WORLD WITH YOU BY MY SIDE~~~ ♥
( sms ⇢ gretchen ) what??
( sms ) whaaaaat! arent we like, dating or something?? we are, arent we?? and yet u ·dared to reject me before, hmmmm–
( sms ) ur sudden change of heart makes u seem very shady, did u know that? can i rlly trust u with the fortune when we conquer? ….does sharpay even need a fortune??? i feel like im about to get the scoop on kang soyu~~
[✉: dopeJin] I can actually do it if you ask nicely. If you want a favor, there’s a ‘magic words’ to it[✉: dopeJin] But among the two of us, you’re the closer one to the ‘black card'
[✉: dopeJin] I gave you people all of my freebies from my fitness campaign. For the sake of our friendship, I didn’t actually keep anything with me even!
[✉: dopeJin] I can do it with a ‘friends’ representing discount. BUT WHAT AM I REPRESENTING AGAIN?[✉: dopeJin] Lee Jaejin, I lost you
( sms
⇢
babarry ) magic words?? abra kadabra?? alakazam??
( sms ) [image attached]
( sms ) what makes u say that? ive tried and failed multiple times when it comes to obtaining the card, isnt that sad? whats scarier is the fact u put quotes around those words–
( sms ) U FORGOT ALREADY??? our beach MV will fund the wagon we are going to buy so u can pull me around in it ㅋㅋ barry transportation™
( sms ⇢ gretchen ) …..NOT FUNNY. REALLY.[ text: karen (jin) ] thank you u w u if there’s ever talk of a second musical, let the PDs know I’m available please
[ text: karen (jin) ] why is it always money with you? do I look like a bank or something? I guess I could share a few of the dog treats I have laying around with you… it’s appropriate for the alpha, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[ text: karen (jin) ] you know what… you’re right HAHA oh no, how bad is my tab now? what do I even have left to give you if my love and friendship isn’t enough?! ( ŏ̥̥̥̥ ם ŏ̥̥̥̥)
( sms⇢ mashed potato ) thank u for putting so much faith in me. u are lovely <3[ sᴍs ] yes you should, i thought you’re the potato knower ://// but i do hope it’s not be because summer is not good for potatoes, like you said, i might get mashed or just ruined by the heat.. ㅋㅋㅋ
[ sᴍs ] wait really? wow you’re so nice~~~ ♡
[ sᴍs ] the other one looks so sad……….. #unhappypotato
( sms ⇢ babarry ) ur making me sound unreasonable on purpose arent u?? cant u do it out of the kindness of ur heart?[✉: dopeJin] THAT LOOKS FUN!!
[✉: dopeJin] YA! If /I/ am the one pulling you inside should /YOU/ be paying me instead? ಠ_ರೃ ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ
[✉: dopeJin] Jin, please! I demand a standard pay or /I/ will pounced on you!
[✉: dopeJin] Don’t they have an auto one or something? If you find that we can go dutch and pay for it
( sms ) should i know who the potato is?? if its u, u gotta be careful. avoid going outside at all during the summer, please. i dont wanna find a baked and/or mashed potato on my doorstep one fine day ㅋㅋ[ sᴍs ] what about the potato????
[ sᴍs ] or am i the potato??
[ sᴍs ] i am ready though, no matter what it is bring it on ㅋㅋㅋ
( sms ⇢ gretchen ) never truer words. that was beautiful, gretchen :’-)[ text: karen (jin) ] sojin, jaeyu, sojae, jinyu, WHATEVER IT MAY BE, I’LL PROMOTE IT @WORLD DO YOU HEAR ME?
[ text: karen (jin) ] don’t you dare :( what about us? you know i never wanted to hurt yooOoooOOoOU~
[ text: karen (jin) ] is that supposed to be an alpha dog? he looks so weak though LOL
( sms ⇢ gretchen ) is mentioning that ur form of instilling guilt?? u need to be a team player. do u even promote #sojin??[ text: karen (jin) ] hey but you proved yourself and now you’re the main cheek!!! be a little more appreciative, please. it’s bad enough you didn’t respond well on TV when I called you my boyfriend :(
[ text: karen (jin) ] pretty sure you’re a little bit of a freak. stop denying it jin, suho will give me proof to expose you
[ text: karen (jin) ] it’s going to crush me… isn’t it? SERIOUSLY WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE ON ME > n >
[ text: karen (jin) ] that was so good wow– AS EXPECTED FROM LYRICIST JAEJIN
( sms ⇢ gretchen ) says the bully who called me a side cheek~[ text: karen (jin) ] no love in this club and once again none for gretchen wieners (;´∩`;)
[ text: karen (jin) ] love me dammit i even made you my main cheek AND i’ll even throw in a bathbomb or two for your splishy splashy baths
[ text: karen (jin) ] BEEN WAITING A REAL LONG TIME NOW SO WHEN IS IT GONNA HAPPEN HUH? #NowOrNever
[ text: karen (jin) ] there’s sing-a-long versions of the HSM franchise, right? let’s have a movie/karaoke night together
[ text: karen (jin) ] we’ll use the fire from your mixtape to make popcorn
( kkt: 6:30pm ) …..
( kkt: 4:22pm ) ur least likely to pay for anything, always ‘accidentally’ leaving your wallet home i dont even get up to the fight over the bill with this guy ㅋㅋㅋ~ jong is much more generous. -<3
( kkt: 4:23pm ) and just because im well off doesnt mean i dont want to be treated sometimes :-(
( kkt: 4:23pm ) srry. i dont do drugs so no i wont be appeasing either one of you -ㅂ-( kkt: 6:15pm ) you get treated a lot though, so i’m just backing up on this one. maybe jin will be nice enough to get you something.
( kkt: 6:16pm )sometimes it takes moments like these to realize how done I really am with u.