[ text to; goat ] of course it costs a lot! how do you think i feel? i love nail art but it pains me! i wish they would lower the price just a bit for me. that would be thoughtful of them. but yes, that’s the best bribe and i would gladly accept.
[ text ] goat nation. only in the barn is where they can govern. ㅋ
[ text ] you know instead of borrowing my clothes and trying to bribe me with things, you could just buy from my website! ㅋㅋ that would be nice of you. very nice clothes and accessories on it.
[sms ⇢ mr skull ☆] wot! if i bought from the website, wouldn’t i still be giving you money somehow?? ㅋㅋㅋ
[sms] come onnn, i promise to be responsible- i can even put in a good word if someone asks where i got the clothes, right? yah, yah~ シ
[ text to; goat ] bribe me? you’re gonna have to come up with a better bribe than that! maybe get me nail art and then we’ll talk. ㅋㅋ
[ text ] i didn’t know that goats could talk enough to keep a promise! huh, you learn something new every day! ㅋ
[sms ⇢ mr skull ☆] hey, hey, that stuff starts to cost a lot you know?? i’m going to lose millions on you, sir!
[sms] they could govern a nation! ಥ⌣ಥ
[ text to; goat ] confuse you? of course not! why would i do such a thing?
[ text ] pshh it’s my clothing for a reason— no goats allowed ㅋ
[text] hey, hey could i possibly bribe you?? i will do your chores for a week! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[text] goats know how to keep promises, yanno?
[text to; goat ] don’t you mean i’m making you cry? oops my bad ㅋㅋ
[ text ] shouldn’t you be a good citizen by yourself? why do i gotta motivate you? self-motivation go!
[text] wot, wooott?? you’re trying to confuse me, aren’t you??! ლ(｀ー´ლ) …also you don’t mind if i borrow some of your tasteful clothing, right? kyaaa
